Im so fucking fat, why am i the fatest out of all my friends, its not fucking fair, all my friends have fucking skinny legs and my thighs are just fucking disgusting, why cant i just be skinny and have nice skinny legs and not be a fucking fat whale. I cant fucking do this anymore, why do i even fucking bother anymore
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
